We’re sorry for having more bonus episodes than usual. Chris and Keri are spending massive amounts of time at real-life work, and Bill is moving. This is consequently showing up as less time to work on Treknologic. We are still trying to ensure one episode a week, and thus, the bonus episodes. Bill’s move will gradually end, and work for  both Chris & Keri will lighten considerably after the first week in June.

Also, Chris’ computer is down, forcing Chris and Keri to record together from one computer. Although it does not affect the bonus episodes, standard episodes have been hit with lower audio quality. As of yesterday’s Listening Post, the problems have been resolved to the best of our ability. A new laptop will be purchased in the next 3 weeks, so we request your patience. Now to make it an official PSA…

What to Do if You are on Fire

Excuse yourself from your current social situation, drop to the ground, and roll around – preferably to a body of water. This is your best chance of putting out the flame. If you have time while you’re rolling around, politely ask one of your friends to smother the flame with a blanket, sand, or water, without consequently smothering you.

If you survive, remember to thank all the parties that helped you survive. Afterward, a beautiful handmade card is just the right touch to say, “Thanks for saving my life.”

 

Andromeda : Angel Dark, Demon Bright, TNL Rating: 7/10 Exceptional, running time 1:11.

Join the crew of the USS Relativity as we discuss Andromeda: Angel Dark, Demon Bright. At first it seemed a little silly, but once we found out more about Trance, and how she was manipulating everyone… well, it got a lot more interesting.

Next week, we will review Chris’ pick of the Voyager episode Threshold. We promise to follow public health regulations and deliver only the minimum legally allowable direct exposure to the actual episode.

 Do you have some feedback? Email us at [email protected] We also have forums and we would enjoy getting to know you. We can get a little off topic at times but everyone is nice. Thanks for listening to our free Star Trek audio Podcast. If you like it, please consider giving us a nice 5 star review on iTunes. That will help us grow and keep us going, and prevent someone from going to the agony booth!

Star Trek (2009), TNL Rating: 5/10 Average, running time 3:17.

NOTE: This includes the movie review and our normal Listening Post for listener feedback.

Join the crew of the USS Relativity as we discuss JJ Abram’s Star Trek (2009). Captain Chris, Mike, and Bill also try to earn some quatloos playing trivia hosted by Question Master Keri.

In the picture, we see Scotty’s tribble. Keri didn’t see while watching the movie, but she certainly heard it.

Do you have some feedback? Email us at [email protected]. We really like it when you email us a great voicemail!  We also have forums and we would enjoy getting to know you. We can get a little off topic at times but everyone is nice. Thanks for listening to our free Star Trek audio Podcast. If you like it, please consider giving us a nice 5 star review on iTunes. That will help us grow and keep us going, and prevent someone from going to the agony booth!

 

Red Dwarf : Backwards , TNL Rating: 6/10 Solid, running time :42.

Join the crew of the USS Relativity as we discuss Red Dwarf: Backwards.

Captain Chris and Mike are off on their own, off in a shuttlecraft on a secret mission.

Do you have some feedback? Email us at [email protected] We also have forums and we would enjoy getting to know you. We can get a little off topic at times but everyone is nice. Thanks for listening to our free Star Trek audio Podcast. If you like it, please consider giving us a nice 5 star review on iTunes. That will help us grow and keep us going, and prevent someone from going to the agony booth!

 

Star Trek DS9: Dr. Bashir, I Presume, TNL Rating: 7/10 Exceptional, running time 1:56.

PROBLEM: We had technical difficulties and had to record this on a sub-par computer. Consequently the audio is sub-par. Listen at your own risk!

Join the crew of the USS Relativity as we discuss Star Trek DS9: Dr. Bashir, I Presume. Captain Chris, Mike, and Bill also try to earn some quatloos playing trivia hosted by Question Master Keri. Note, because of our rearrangement of TNL episodes, the TNL episode we say in this episode (97) is NOT the correct TNL episode number. It really is TNL098.

In the picture, we see the Bashir hologram (programmed with the Mark 1 EMH personality), Dr. Bashir himself, and the EMH Mark 1, who’s upset at being replaced. This was a great scene!

Do you have some feedback? Email us at [email protected] We also have forums and we would enjoy getting to know you. We can get a little off topic at times but everyone is nice. Thanks for listening to our free Star Trek audio Podcast. If you like it, please consider giving us a nice 5 star review on iTunes. That will help us grow and keep us going, and prevent someone from going to the agony booth!

 

The Listening PostThe Treknologic Listening Post that goes along with TNL097 (and 96, and part of 95!) Star Trek TNG: Haven, Star Trek TNG: Shades of Gray, and Star Trek: Plato’s Stepchildren. Running time 0:44:36.

Join (one-half of) the Crew of the USS Relativity as they read, listen, and discuss listener feedback.

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Star Trek TNG: Haven, TNL Rating: 3/10 Boring, running time 1:56.

Join the crew of the USS Relativity as we discuss Star Trek TNG: Haven. Captain Chris, Mike, and Bill also try to earn some quatloos playing trivia hosted by Question Master Keri. Note, because of our rearrangement of TNL episodes, the TNL episode we say in this episode (96) is NOT the correct TNL episode number. It really is TNL097.

In the picture, we see the chair the Tarellian Captain is sitting in. This is what we were talking about and boy does that seat look comfortable. Also, are those two girls cardboard cutouts? I’d have to go back and check.

Do you have some feedback? Email us at [email protected] We also have forums and we would enjoy getting to know you. We can get a little off topic at times but everyone is nice. Thanks for listening to our free Star Trek audio Podcast. If you like it, please consider giving us a nice 5 star review on iTunes. That will help us grow and keep us going, and prevent someone from going to the agony booth!

 

Star Trek TNG: Shades of Gray, TNL Rating: 1/10 Dreadful, running time 0:58.

Join the crew of the USS Relativity as we discuss Star Trek TNG: Shades of Gray. This episode is NOT A STANDARD REVIEW. Chris, Keri, and Mike are all at Ambercon in Livonia, MI. So instead, they did an MST3k-style audio commentary. We tell you when to push play, and you can watch along with us! THIS IS LIVE & UNEDITED. There is no music of SFX.

The picture shows the infection (in green on the calf). The crew complains a lot about this. Also, notice the sound recording they have at the top. Probably it’s of Riker’s “humor.”

Do you have some feedback? Email us at [email protected] We also have forums and we would enjoy getting to know you. We can get a little off topic at times but everyone is nice. Thanks for listening to our free Star Trek audio Podcast. If you like it, please consider giving us a nice 5 star review on iTunes. That will help us grow and keep us going, and prevent someone from going to the agony booth!

 

hi Folks.  Captain Jeff here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like you, I have woken up expecting a fresh episode of Treknologic.  It’s Thursday, is it not?

But there is nothing!

After doing a little research, it seems that Chris, Keri and Mike are on their way to Michigan on March of 2013.  Oddly, they appear to have taken a shuttle to get there.  In fact, the shuttle appears to have landed already.  I present the below photographic evidence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am not sure why they used the old style shuttle.  Maybe they thought it would blend in?  That makes no sense.   Also I am not sure why they didn’t just bring the Relativity.

Whatever the reason, there is no podcast episode because the senior crew is busy playing games on Earth.

Wait!

I think they are going to be gone for a few days!  This is my chance to escape!  You see, it’s all been a ruse!  Chris threw me in my quarters and locked me in!  It was mutiny!  Can someone please come and let me out?   Let us plot against him together!  I will promote you to a high position!  HELP!

I am sure that I will be rescued by someone of future stature within the Relativity.  For the rest of you, I expect that things will be back to normal next week.