Treknologic: A Star Trek Podcast

Total Time is 2:26. Hailing frequencies open!!! Today there will be no review of Star Trek. Instead, the crew of the USS Relativity is attending the Trekmas party down in The Listening Post (the Ten Forward of the Relativity).

What is Trekmas? It’s the celebration of all end-of-year traditions and celebrations across the Federation. The bridge crew talks about being thankful for Trekmas, DJ Redshirt spins some Trekmas songs, the officers discusses listener feedback, and then the crew of the USS Relativity begin their awards show, called the Crew Appreciation Day.

Contributors to the Crew Appreciation Day include:

• Musical performances by MattPlaysKeys (from Podcast Winterfell)
• Vocal performances by Melissa aka “MW” (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate)
• Master of Ceremonies Terrh s’Khev
• Audio Drama and CAD editing by Bananite/Rob
• Colin (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate)
• JD (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate)
• Matt H (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate)
• Q (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate)
• VoyagersBorg47 (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate)
• FireCube (from The Delta Quadrant of Trek Mate)
• M’Ress (writer on Trek Mate)
• Jeff Iaconis

PLEASE let me know if I missed anyone, their podcasts, or anything else.  🙂

Here are the lyrics to the Trekmas Songs:

The 12 Days of Trekmas

Lyrics and vocals by Chris & Keri’s kids

• On the 12th Day of Star Trek, my Captain gave to me…
• 12 Romulan Spies
• 11 spotty Trills
• 10 George Takeis
• 9 silly Captains
• 8 photonic lifeforms
• 7 redshirts dying
• 6 Qs Annoying
• 5 Wraths of Khan
• 4 evil Spocks
• 3 Bat’leths
• 2 Class M Planets
• and a giant furry tribble colony.

 

We Wish You a Merry Trekmas

• Lyrics by Chris & Keri’s kids and Captain Chris, Music by MattPlaysKeys, Vocals by Melissa “MW”

We wish you a merry Trekmas (x3)

and a Borg-free new year

Trek play things we bring for you and your friends

We wish you a merry Trekmas and a Borg-free new year!

So send out the many redshirts (x3)

So they don’t die here

Now bring us some Klingon bloodwine (x3)

To give us good cheer

Trek play things we bring for you and your friends

We wish you a merry Trekmas and a Borg-free new year!

We all want Trekkie presents (x3)

Please gift us good gear

Trekkies help others with kindness (x3)

Love to all our peers!

Trek play things we bring for you and your friends

We wish you a merry Trekmas and a Borg-free new year!

We wish you a merry Trekmas (x3)

and a Borg-free new year

 

Honorable St. Kahless

• Lyrics by Captain Chris, Music by MattPlaysKeys, Vocals by Melissa “MW”

Honorable Saint Kahless, Klingon founder true,

Bring my Klingon warriors, weapons shiny ‘n new,

Trekmas eve is coming soon; drink your good bloodwine,

Tell me what you’ll bring them, for you we will die!

When the clock is striking twelve, asleep we all are,

In the ship you’ll beam right in, even though it’s barred,

Combat boots outside our door, lying in a row,

Battle Fek’lhr to our boots, he is all our foe.

Katogh wants a bat’leth strong, Karg, a gin’tak spear,

G’trok wants a pain stick long, blades are so last-year;

As for me, the great Captain, I am true and right!

Choose for me, St. Kahless, a disrupter bright!

 

Fire Now (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

• Lyrics by Chris & Keri’s kids and Captain Chris, Music by MattPlaysKeys, Vocals by Melissa “MW”

Warping through the stars

To find new forms of life

A ship of peace armed to the teeth

In a galaxy full of strive! <pew pew pew>

Romulans decloaking

Giving us a fight

Shields up, looks like we’re in

for a space battle tonight.

Fire now, fire now, Torpedoes away!

Phasers lock on their engines

So here they have to stay!

Fire now, fire now

Every torpedo bay!

Looks like our superior

Firepower has won the day!

Fire now, fire now, Torpedoes away!

Phasers lock on their engines

So here they have to stay!

Fire now, fire now

Every torpedo bay!

Looks like our superior

Firepower has won the day!

Looks like our superior

Firepower has won the day!

 

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This is not a normal Listening Post. What does that mean? Well, the listeners of Treknologic have taken on some role-play like Captain Sixx and his crew do in the regular podcast. In this case, they are hosting Crew Appreciation Day, where they honor the regular podcasters with a wonderful show they put together themselves.

This is a CLEAN COPY. In the main podcast, you’ll hear to Treknologic hosts pause and comment throughout the Crew Appreciation Day project.

From the hearts of Chris, Keri, Mike, Jane, and Ben, thank you!

Contributors are listed in the main podcast, since I only want to edit one of these posts.   🙂

 

Awards Given

• The Barnabas Award – Admiral Jeff
• The Kerington Award – Chief Science Officer Keri
• The I Thank Heaven Someone is Crazy Enough to give me a Daisy Award – Chief Engineer Mike
• The Best New Captain in Starfleet Award – Captain Chris Sixx
• The Best New Crewmembers in Starfleet Award – Ensigns Jane & Ben
• The Defender of Trek Award – Ensign Jane
• The Christopher Pike Medal – Captain Chris Sixx
•  Commander Shelby Awards – Bananite, Crewman 3^rd Class
• Gold Star – All officers
• The Award for Best Attempt to Win or Keep Quatloos – Petty Officer MattPlaysKeys (contested)
• The Trek Trivia Award – Chief Engineer Mike
•  Award for Funniest Response to a Horrible Episode – Chief Science Officer Keri for “Justice”
• Mr. Treknologica – Admiral Jeff

 

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